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 -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 01:30 --

TT: Hello Jade.
TT: Perhaps you could enlighten me on something.
GG: hi rose!!!
GG: ummm sure :O
TT: It seems as though your brother has recently transformed into an even bigger ass than he usually is. I fear we may be dealing with something straight out of Kafka.
GG: oh noooo please say youre not serious X/
GG: what happened? :(
GG: you two were doing so well!!!! though i mean not without its.....
GG: complications :|
TT: That's a word for it.
GG: but whatd he do this time? >:O
TT: He acted utterly unlike himself. One can't help but wonder if he had some other motive for putting on such a performance.
GG: such a performance??
TT: Quite literally.
TT: He sent me a video of himself performing a magic act for me. With a romantic twist, it would seem.
GG: aaaaaaaaaawwwwwww :D
GG: thats really sweet!!!!
GG: why are you saying that like its a bad thing? :O
TT: I won’t be quite so unkind as to actually send the video to you, but I have procured some screenshots.
TT: http://i.imgur.com/4ZNi3.jpg
TT: http://i.imgur.com/Ez1hs.jpg
TT: http://i.imgur.com/CY4eR.jpg
TT: http://i.imgur.com/1vsF1.jpg
TT: http://i.imgur.com/iVHdq.jpg
GG: oooooooohhhhhh
GG: oh my gosh he looks really uncomfortable :/ it must have been awful
GG: but!!!!!!!
GG: i maintain that it was very sweet nonetheless
TT: The magic itself was actually quite good for once. He’s improved.
TT: But you’ve hit upon my point exactly. He’s never appeared so hopelessly lifeless before during any sort of show he has put on or video he has made. Not even by a very wide margin.
GG: well ok that is certainly true
GG: usually when he does magic hes always laughing and smiling and even if the tricks are bad....
GG: which yes is usually the case to be honest
GG: you still like watching him because he looks like hes having fun!
GG: and sometimes he does actually do something neat :O
GG: but yes i wonder about that too... :C
TT: I can't help but wonder if this isn't a greater part of another deception.
GG: but rose maybe he was just extra EXTRA nervous because it was for you in particular????
GG: so he felt more pressured :( or something like that!
GG: anyway why would he do such a thing?
GG: a greater deception i mean
TT: He puts a lot of stock into his gambit. Don't you remember his last prank?
GG: yes 8|
GG: i was thiiiiis close to zapping over there and beaning him something good for that
TT: Maybe you should have.
GG: that was awful >:(
GG: but he said he was sorry and hasnt done anything like that since!!! so all im saying is........
GG: ugh i dont know how to put this :(
GG: maybe hes really trying to make it up to you??
TT: If he is, he's done a fine job of it.
TT: We had something of an argument shortly before I messaged you.
GG: i thought so :/
GG: thats exactly what i was about to say next
GG: in other words.....
GG: ...rose
GG: you didnt...
TT: Didn't what?
GG: .....did you try to get back at him :|
TT: I simply wrote him something to let him know the sentiment was returned.
GG: oh fuck
GG: okay hand it over >:|
GG: i want to see this.....
GG: for myself!!!!
GG: even though i will probably regret it
-- tentacleTherapist [TT] sent file “Ode_To_Truest_Love.rtf” --
GG: sign...........
TT: Meaning is partially constructed by the reader, you know.
TT: Any offense he took was brought on himself.
GG: rose...
GG: i am going to try my very very hardest not to be rude here but......
GG: ughhhhhhhhh
GG: baaaasically
GG: what the FUCK WERE YOU HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH BY WRITING THIS????!!!!
TT: I asked him to think about his actions, and he promised he would.
GG: i mean if you wanted to try to actually....... oh i dont know!!!! maybe TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND as much of a dumbass as he can be sometimes then thatd be one thing!
GG: but noooooooo
GG: instead you had to MAKE HIM MAD and then YOUD BE MAD and EVERYBODY WOULD BE MAD
GG: but i guess that is a really constructive way to deal with your feelings especially when its someone you are SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT
GG: so congratulations!!!!!
GG: you both get all the trophies for healthy relationshippy altercations!!!!!!!
GG: all of them!!!
GG: phewwww
GG: okay
GG: okay im good
GG: but still mad >:/
TT: Not that I fault you for being upset, but...
TT: Inhale. Then exhale.
GG: XP
GG: luckily i also love you both lots
GG: soooooo
GG: hmmmmmm...........
GG: the truth is im actually not super good with this stuff either :( but!!!
GG: i do know this! >:O
GG: you two need to stop just sniping at each other all the time and hoping the message will get through :( because that is a surefire way of making sure it wont
GG: i dont see him online so you couuuuld...
GG: write him an email??? :O just laying out all your feelings where everyone can see them!
GG: and by everyone i mean you and john really
TT: Hmmm.
TT: That is definitely a thought.
GG: :D
TT: Thank you for your advice, Jade.
GG: youre welcome!!!!! <3
GG: let me know how it goes :o
TT: I will.
GG: and please dont write him any more poetry for a long time :|
TT: I make no promises.
GG: heheheh :)
GG: see you later! <33333333
GG: good luck!!! :O
TT: Thank you.
-- tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 02:03 --