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 -- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 01:42 --

EB: ...hey.
EB: jade? i know you're still probably really pissed off.
EB: and i know that just saying sorry isn't really gonna fix anything, and i still have to apologize to rose whenever she shows up, and what i did was really shitty...
EB: but i'm sorry.
EB: i'm really really sorry.
EB: message me back when you get this, okay?
GG: JOHN
GG: JACOB
EB: whoa!!
GG: JINGLEHEIMER
GG: EGBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EB: ...jade, not to go really off topic, but that's not my actual
EB: nevermind.
GG: OF COURSE IT ISNT YOU COMPLETE JACKASS I JUST
GG: .....
GG: ........... oh
EB: look, i know i'm not gonna get out of this just saying "oh, haha, i guess bringing up the memory of when i basically died for real was kinda lame, wasn't it?"
GG: uhhh...
GG: actually i uh, did not see the stuff you wrote up there? properly?
GG: :D;;;;
EB: oh.
EB: that's ok.
GG: sorry!! :(
EB: no really, it's ok!! i am the one at fault here, misreadings are kinda the least of our concerns atm.
EB: ...or my concern, to be more accurate.
EB: :(
GG: hmmmmm yeaaahhh
GG: and to be quite frank i *am* still incredibly pissed :/
GG: ............
GG: omg
EB: ?
GG: that...
GG: that was all about what i think it was
GG: wasnt it???
EB: uh
GG: you
GG: ASS
EB: WHOA WHOA
EB: ok!!!
EB: hold up.
EB: well ok, i'm not exactly out of the "me being an ass" loop, that has been well established.
EB: but i'm still feeling a little lost here?
GG: hmmm!!!! then allow me to refresh you!
GG: (oh uhhhh one sec..... )
GG: EB: ...i'll get you back for this and you will never see it coming.
GG: GG: pfffft! i would like to see you try punk >:O
GG: EB: that is not a threat, it is a PROMISE.
EB: ...ah.
GG: annnnnnd lest we forget!!!!
GG: EB: you'll be shaken to your core. THAT is a guarantee.
GG: ...... :|
EB: ....
EB: welllll...
EB: you DID say "try me,"
EB: ...right?
GG: .............. >:|
EB: jesus, jade.
GG: sorry but these are firmly fixed angry brows atm >:|
EB: bluuuuuuhhhhh.
GG: >:|!!!
EB: uggghh.
EB: ok. i mean...
EB: all things considered, and however (scandalously!!!) effective the trick you pulled was,
EB: iiiiit could be said my chosen scheme of retaliation was kind of, uh,
GG: overkill?
EB: ......... that was a completely intentional pun wasn't it.
GG: it is now!!
EB: X[
GG: >:|!!!!!
EB: ok, i-
EB: yeah. i.
EB: i kinda had that coming, didn't i?
GG: you could say as much
EB: yeah.
EB: god.
EB: i mean, right now rose is nowhere to be found and she might or might not just up and block or delete me or at least
EB: i
EB: i really fucked up, jade, it's... man. i don't really know what to do or say right now. to any of you.
EB: i talked to dave a little earlier but i was kind of a jackass to him, i think.
EB: well ok, jackassness has kind of been a thing i'm doing tonight in general.
EB: shit.
EB: what do i do?
EB: besides apologize, obviously.
GG: hmmmmmm......
GG: well first off, i am glad in a way that you get how bad that was
GG: secondly...
GG: alright here is the thing john, and i think this needs to be talked about before we blow past a bunch of stuff and right into the solution phase of things ok?
EB: sure!
EB: lay it on me.
GG: see, aside from being mad (whiiich is definitely still a thing jsyk)...
GG: i think above all else, i am mostly
GG: ..... disappointed
GG: :C
EB: :(
EB: though i guess i'm not really surprised.
GG: as well you shouldnt be :T
EB: i know, i know.
GG: seriously i
GG: ughhhh
GG: do you even
GG: .... well ok i am thinking of something very specific here, buuut...
GG: do you remember what happened a couple weeks after your 15th birthday?
GG: and you had to have that long talk with nannasprite?
GG: and davesprite.......
EB: /thinks
EB: oh, you mean...
GG: mmm yeah
EB: yeah, i admit that was kind of out of line too.
EB: here's the thing, though. not to make excuses or anything, but...
EB: i thought that even if stuff i did, or that anybody did, maybe brought up bad memories and such...
EB: that it would be long enough ago that it wouldn't be such a big deal anymore.
EB: does that make any sense?
EB: not that that's what i was trying to do or anything!
EB: or, not in the video chat, anyway.
EB: it honestly didn't even cross my mind that that'd remind you of that time.
EB: or.
EB: upset rose so much.
EB: ...do you think, like...
EB: like, you and dave don't hate me now, right?
GG: SIIIIIIIIIIGN...
GG: nooo you big dummy we dont hate you :P
GG: or at least i dont
EB: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiign.
EB: that was a sigh of relief, btw.
EB: a huge one.
GG: heheh :)
GG: i mean, for all i say about being disappointed-and i still very much am mister! >:O-
GG: this also means i am fully aware you wouldnt actually try to remind us of
GG: that stuff... :C
GG: but arrrgh, that is also the thing!!
GG: you just
GG: never
GG: think these things through
GG: >:T
GG: and i would think by now that...
GG: after a few really bad previous mishaps and stuff
GG: you would have... got that already?
GG: ughhh i dont think i am explaining this well :(
GG: im sorry john
EB: no, i get it. :C
EB: and what, don't apologize to me! that is just utterly silly.
EB: but yeah, i get what you're saying.
EB: i don't think it's really that i NEVER think stuff through, buuuuut...
EB: it just seems like a great idea at the time and then it is
EB: not.
EB: a great idea.
EB: so maybe i just can't tell the difference.
EB: which is really worrying actually? because then maybe i'll just keep on fucking up like this over and over. :(
GG: mmmm this is tough...
GG: ok, i am not suuuper brushed up on pranking protocol but....
GG: maybe you should run this stuff by someone else first?
GG: as like some sort of a bad prank filter :O
EB: hmmmm, maybe!
EB: actually, yeah! that's a great idea!
EB: and then if something i'm gonna do is too mean or lame or whatever, then no harm done!
EB: but i guess i'd have to consult somebody different each time. someone that i'm ok with being in on the joke.
GG: yeah!!! they will stop you in your most wily of tracks >:O
GG: or at least the worse kind of wily, eheh
EB: or else......
EB: they could be my PRANKING WINGMAN.
EB: or sorry, wingwoman.
EB: as it were.
GG: :P
EB: are you up for the job, jade???
EB: of being my wily and tricksy accomplice.
GG: :O!!
GG: oh john i...
GG: this is so sudden!!
EB: i know, it is a big responsibility!
GG: (of course i will you dope)
EB: good!
EB: i was worried you'd say no. phew!
GG: hehehe, well SOMEONES gotta a keep an eye on her little brother
GG: and i do believe that SOMEONE will just...
GG: have to be me! B)
EB: just warning you, it'll be tough! i am pretty hard to keep up with. especially in matters pranky and deceptive.
GG: oh please i have spacewarping powers XP
GG: if anything *youre* going to have to keep up with *me*!!!
EB: oh snap!!!!
EB: i am afraid it is ON NOW.
EB: it is so on.
EB: so on.
GG: oh noooo
EB: exactly.
GG: pranking partners turned rivals already!
GG: what a cruel fate :'(
EB: :C
GG: yes -_-
GG: ....... you know...
EB: yeah?
GG: now i am wondering...
GG: well hmmm
GG: rose isnt back online yet
GG: but!!!!
GG: ok, since you have already had to make thorough pranky reparations once...
GG: i think it would be best to talk to said prankee for that sort of advice
GG: (you know the one john even if you two like to pretend these days that that didnt happen >_>)
GG: ... in matter of fact!! :O
GG: i think this would be excellent for the two of you as well, not to mention rose when she comes back
GG: soooo what do you think?
EB: i think that sounds pretty good! i'll bug him when he
EB: oh, hey, he's on right now.
EB: man.
GG: heheh :D
EB: thanks a lot, jade! i feel a lot better.
EB: and you're basically the best friend a guy could ask for.
GG: awww well :) i am glad that i could help <3333
GG: now go and break a leg!!
GG: and...
GG: one last thing...
EB: ?
GG: i think its only fair to let you know:
GG: for all those times you are kind of a giant whooping horses butt?
GG: you are also basically the best friend a girl could ask for yourself! :)
GG: and i think rose would agree too
GG: <33333
EB: :)
EB: that means a lot, jade! thanks!
EB: ok, i'd better go have this talk with dave who is not the dave i just talked to an hour ago.
EB: bye for now! and wish me luck.
GG: definitely!!
GG: luuuuuck!!!! :O
GG: <3333
-- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 02:41 --