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 -- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 14:26 --

GG: dave!
GG: daaaaaaaaave!!
GG: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!
TG: alright im here
GG: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
TG: holy shit
GG: oh hi!!
TG: okay i can see this is pretty fucking important if you have to scream my name across the internet and take the extra effort to put caps lock on
TG: at least its not a permanent thing like whatever vantas did to his poor computer
TG: he probably just taped down the caps lock key
TG: doesnt even realize that lowercase letters even exist
TG: he just throws around these huge letters to seem more intimidating
TG: but really
TG: all of those poor letters are screaming in pain from the abuse vantas inflicts on them
GG: hehehehe youre telling me!
GG: maybe ill steal his computer one day just to get rid of any key that could capitalize letters!!
TG: whoa when did you suddenly turn so devious
GG: what do you mean by suddenly?? ;)
TG: ok sure
TG: anyway really whats up
GG: you dont know? :(
TG: maybe i do maybe i dont
TG: i just need a mission briefing
TG: like here is your mission should you choose to accept it
TG: get two friends to stop being asses towards each other
TG: and get over themselves or make out or whatever
TG: i would prefer not to look too much into the end result
GG: oh really?? :DE
TG: okay harley im going to ask this nicely
TG: please dont use that combination of letters for the rest of the chat
GG: you mean e and d? alright :)E
TG: fuck
TG: you know what i mean
GG: i dont know why it bothers you so much dave!
GG: its just me showing some appreciation for the "squiddly shows" as you like to call it
GG: i mean, you didnt even ~*swear off of tumblr forever*~ like you said you would :p
TG: the chances of me living that down are something like less than slim to none arent they
GG: p much!!
TG: good just checking
TG: but no seriously it doesnt bother me
TG: its just literally the stupidest combination of symbols to make a smiley face that i have ever seen
TG: and trust me
TG: the internet has thrown some really terrible ones onto my screen
TG: all i can do is curl into a ball and wonder
TG: is this really where humanity is headed
GG: dave you seem to be
GG: in
GG: DENIAL!!!!!
TG: im gonna have to say no to that
GG: fine! ill respect your wishes
GG: FOR NOW
GG: just dont be surprised if you open your inbox one day and its filled with YET ANOTHER batch of cute text squiddle!!!!!
TG: man werent we supposed to be talking about something else
TG: you know
TG: like how john and rose want to make each other miserable
GG: yeah.... :(
GG: theyre really being huge butts about this!! DX
GG: did you see all the things they posted online?
TG: yeah
TG: i cant believe im saying this
TG: but i prefer the terrible sappy things over that
GG: well thats because youre a good friend and you want them to be happy :)
TG: i want them not to be fucking morons but yeah
TG: i mean
TG: is there even anything we can do
GG: i dunno...... :(
GG: i think its actually gotten worse ever since rose sent john that poem
TG: classic lalonde snark right there
TG: i know how i would respond to her bullshit
TG: but john
TG: i dunno
GG: yeah :(
GG: i feel like we should talk to them or something
GG: as concerned friends!!!!!
GG: i just want everyone to be happy :(
TG: yeah
TG: to the talking to them part i mean
TG: i think lalondes idea of happy is shoving images of blotches in front of my face and saying that its more evidence of my latent homosexuality
GG: heheheh
GG: but anyway i can pester rose and you can pester john and hopefully find out how to get them to cool down and be nicer to each other...
TG: sounds like a plan
GG: its...
GG: operation: tentacleheirapy!!!!
TG: what is it with you and giving them these really terrible puns
GG: just admit you like them!!!
TG: hell no
GG: deniiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaal
GG: ;) ;) ;)
TG: get those semicolons and parentheses away from me
GG: youll never escape them
GG: never!!!
TG: welp i think john just signed on
TG: better go kick his ass over whatevers going on
GG: heheheheh nice way to escape my punctuation attack :P
GG: just dont be too mean to him!
TG: sure whatever
GG: and dave
GG: thanks for doing this!!!!
GG: even though you say otherwise
GG: i know
GG: you want everyone to be happy too :)
TG: what
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 14:55 --
TG: bluh bluh
TG: crazy witch